Three men were waiting at Heaven’s Gate. St. Peter then says, “OK, guys, enjoy your new life up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe.”

So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen.

The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is. Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe.

So the first two guys are walking around with their ugly women when they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever to walk the face of the earth. The first two guys say in unison, “WOW! How did you land a babe like that while we got stuck with the ugliest women who ever lived?”

He nudges the babe and says, “Tell ‘em honey. ” She then says to the first two guys, “Yes. It’s true. I told a lie.”